Yesterday morning in the office:
Joe: “Hey, are you coming to pub this evening after work for a quick drink?”
Me: “I can’t tonight. I’m going scuba diving”
** blank stares and looks of disbelief from around the office **
Me: “Honestly. I know it sounds like a lame exuse, but I AM going scuba diving”
Joe: “Ok. I’ll be down the pub for a few, as soon as I finish my rock climbing class”
5 Comments on "Classic quotes (part I)"
I think that turkish Joe is going to have the monopoly on this series.
I sense it’s time for a special category for these posts. I’m sure we’ve got plenty of gems already.
Nice one, start to post all of them here. You might end up writing a book one day. BTW, Joe is talking about Turkey right now
Today he asked me “Is this 2009?”. I kept calm and said yes
I still like “The company t-shirts are made by the slave trade in Morocco”